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Lupe has the diabetes. Need insulin. Eyes go. Is problem. Mr. Stone ask Lupe to put the weights away, but Lupe no see the weights in the middle of the living room and Drake broke the arm. Well, no insulin. Lupe go blind. – Lupe
I’m a maid…I hear many maid say no green card, no health insurance. Many maids in U.S. Many happy families with maids. No insurance still. No fair.
There’s a fitness challenge today and I’m the only boy in the seventh grade that can’t do a pull-up. So dad said he’ll have me pulling twice my weight by the end of the day. Dad said that we’re staying home in the name of fitness. But then he pushed me too far, and I broke my arm. – Drake
I don’t understand – dad’s always say they know things they don’t know. It’s silly!
They just announced the school play. They can’t do this! The lead is supposed to be…Fat! They are doping Hairspray. That’s only for ugly girls with flat hair and no ambition. We need to figure out a way to protest the school’s glorification of fat people by putting on Hairspray. I’m organizing a “Fight the Fat” meeting this afternoon. Those fatties can’t eat their cake and star in it too! – Jenna
I was out today. I had my first adipose relocation therapy. They’re taking fat cells from my ass and relocating them to my face. It’s fabulous! But then I had a freak reaction. The doctor thinks I’ll need emergency surgery to…err, reverse the damage. Life is soooo demanding sometimes. – Laura
It’s so hard today to keep up with all the youngsters and the trends…and when you try – a freak reaction!! *sigh*
We’ve got a problem! The company’s started a new “Loose it or loose it” campaign. Anyone not considered healthy looses medical coverage. And they say my body fat is 0.7 too short. Me? Body fat? Bobdarnit!!! – George